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{Overheard in New York}
I was listening to NPR and heard a great time waster. Overheard in New York is just that...quotes people submit that have been overheard. It was started by friends S. Morgan Friedman, Michael Malice and 8 million of their closest friends. They've been eavesdropping on strangers since 2003 and It's pretty damn funny, here are a few examples;
Girl #1: My friend Chandra thinks she's still a virgin because she's
only had anal sex.
Girl #2: How do you know this girl?
Girl #1: She goes to my church.
--New York Public Library, 40th & 5th
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: "Bam" doesn't blow up, "bam" makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY
ROCK! You can't defeat that!
--6 Train
Woman #1: It's really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful.
Woman #2: You mean he's rich?
Woman #1: Yeah. Exactly.
--Union Square
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in biotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all
your life?
--1 train
Girl #1: Guess who my dad saw in an elevator yesterday? Johnny Carson.
Girl #2: I'm pretty sure he's dead. Don't you mean Johnny Cash?
--55th & 3rd
Read more examples here.
